Sze Lee passes Oskar to the pediatrician Dr Phil.

His meconium stained face

In the special care nursery humidicrib

First hold

Day 1 still

Hey, I can open my eyes

Mum and Osky

Naomi's mum Brenda - “Nan”

Torsten's mum Sandra - “Omi”

Scott (Naomi's brother)

Safe and warm in my plastic shell

Food, glorious food!

First bath preparations

Yep, he's a boy

Easter bunny

It's dark in here

Crusty

Relaxed

I'll win this Biggest Loser show for sure

I like this bath business

It's never too early to commence learning German-on-tape

Who took my other beanie?

Temperature still low so have to keep rugged up

Nan

Oskar (front) meets his 26 hour younger cousin Felix (back)

Hoping cellular radiation will invoke special super powers

Dad somehow transferred double chin to Oskar

Dressed in blue to help nurses to say “he” rather than “she” due to small size.

Omi aka Sandra aka Torsten's mum

Opa aka Gunther aka Torsten's dad

I only had a couple of beers officer!

Chillin' out.

Why did I get my dad's weak chin gene.

Mum shows Grandad the ropes

Nan and Oz

Naomi having a well earnt break

Grandad makes contact

A rare quiet moment on the change table

Dad tries to inflate his Mini-Me

Peace, brother!

The thinker

In deep thought

Oh what a feeling!

Friend and colleague Dieter spontaneously drives 1 hour to get some of that new baby smell

Looking for a heart beat

I only had one breast officer!

Mum coming in for a kiss

King Farukh of Egypt

First time on playmat

Tummy time on the bumblebee playmat

Tummy time!

Oskar having cuddle time

Father and son symbiosis

Oskar asleep on Dad's soft chest

Auditioning for Bonds “Wondersuit” commercial

Howdy!

Lil' Elvis

KleenOskar (tm)

Mum is a portable cot!

Misbehaving

The new HugABub sling

Karen getting maternal

Kat - what do I do now???

Marty tries to calm Master Grumpy

Marty conjures a little grin

Forty winks (a wink is 1 minute in Oskar-time)

What isometric perfection - his physio would be proud

Sneaking a peak

Who woke me from my afternoon nap?

Nan and Grandad washing grandson no. 2

Oy vey!

I dreamt I was riding this Harley, then a ...

Da da!

Oskar prefers to sleep in the sling rather than that nice bassinet and cot we got for him

Surprise

One of his first smiles as he grabs Omi's finger

Two supermums

Stripey dude

This heat rash has made me tired

Naomi and our obstetrician Dr Sze Lee

In the big bed waiting to go out

Human, or Frog?

Yer

Cousin Felix and heat rashed Oskar on a picnic on the Yarra

Finally asleep at Nan & Grandad's house

Super-grump

Oskar with Susan Inglis

Cute

Cute too

Cute three

Cute four

Still on the casting couch

Dad, you're in the way of the telly

Tiring of this photo shoot

On the big new red couch

Aunty Kate and nephew Oskar

Aunty Naomi with Felix

The Odd Couple - Felix and Oskar

Mr Cool

Ready for a fist fight

Mumby and Okky

Not happy with the new beanie

Future boxer material

I said I didn't like this beanie!

Hey, I've got a mean brow now

Don't mess with me

What you lookin' at?

Clowning around

Felix and cousin Oskar recognise each other

Torst with lovely chubby cheeks Felix

Whoa! Felix has a cool playmat!

Brian prepares for his impending fatherhood

Fast food that's good for you

Dozing off after lunch

Happy happy joy joy

Oskar crawls his way through the plush toy forest

Mum and Oskar ready to shop

Slings rock!

Busted!

Cousin Bailey and Oskar

Bailey: “Oskar, will you be my friend?” Oskar: “I'll think about it.”

Omi with her two for the price of one grandson special

Inquisitive boy

Telling the paparazzi off

Night time sling adventure

At grandad's house with the lovely jumper knitted by Nan!

Hey Mum, when did you last clean the ceiling?

Gideon, Katrina and Oskar down at Rye

So many toys, not enough hands

Smooth as a baby's face

Cheeky boy in his alternative bassinet

Oskar checks his email - he already has 17,398 spams in his Inbox!

Reading his favourite “Hen” book given by Yvan & Lena in Canada

Nice and dry after bath

Venturing out in the cold of winter

Dave visits

Kamala shows Shalana our boy

Opa plays with the little man

Full body snow suit sent from relatives in England!

Ordering a'la carte

Oskar hears that Australia didn't make it to the 2006 FIFA world cup final

Kieren, Sienna and Oskar at Gymbaroo(tm)

Oskar shows off at Gymbaroo(tm)

First rice cereal

Oskar has an amazing grip - playing with “Spidey” is a favourite

Toes have that flavour that you just don't get in fingers

In the toy hamper for easy access

Getting the hang of that rice cereal gruel

Sometimes it is just easier to drop him in the toy hamper!

Squirting breast milk regularly into the gungy eye (blocked tear duct) is the recommended way to heal it

Straight from Le Mans to the high chair

Can I have the bib to go please?

Adam, Jenny, Oskar and Madeline